I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out under a car. They were flying all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be get more info a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe this just took place. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?